(Don't be alarmed but occasionally I might answer the phone with my secret name of Paul instead of Mr Banana Head.)
3. Shout: Not so reliable and may cause unwanted attention.
4. Shining a giant bat in the sky: I think you're getting me confused with my 3rd cousin Batman.
I also need to let you know that due to my arch enemy Mr Banana Man calling me from his secret hideout at ridiculous hours of the day, your call will go straight through to the Banana Head answer phone if your number is withheld. I'm sorry about this but you can blame that pesky Mr Banana Man.
These are the main areas I cover but if you ask nicely and promise me a jam sandwich I might come further out.