Goodbye, and welcome to the ever so slightly bonkers world of Mr Banana Head, the ridiculously silly and occasionally odd children’s entertainer.

My parties and shows have a mixture of Mango the Monkey, very silly and average magic, games, music, dancing and bubbles, all complete with gibbon-like behaviour throughout.

I dance like a confused baboon and sing like a juggling gazelle. It’s not clever, it’s not pretty, but the children might laugh so much their heads fall off. Please note this is not guaranteed so you don’t need to worry unduly.